Gurls ar DUM

(Originally posted on MySpace on 12.04.06)

Kelly decided to make "meatloaf" and Garlic potatoes for dinner. During said "meatification" process, she proudly exclaims how S.M.R.T. girls are...

Me: Girls are dumb.
DUM Girl (Kelly): No we aren't! We are S.M.R.T!
Me: uh... Nope... (I grab a spoon and get a spoonful of Garlic Mashed Potatoes).
DUM Girl: YES WE ARE! You are just too dumb to know it!
Me: haha! Right! Here, have a bite of buttery-good-garlicy-potatoes!
DUM Girl: mmmmmmm

At this point, I smear the potatoes all over her face and nose.

DUM Girl: What the hell was that for?
Me: Uh... No matter how S.M.R.T. you THINK you are, you will ALWAYS fall for that one...

So, in closing, I am a freakin' JEEENYUS and girls are DUM.